Solution to MAYBE stop the CP bay bees.

Hey guys! Perry here! Lots of you don’t like CP bay bees and lots of you do. But this post is for haters ONLY!! So, if you ARE a CP bay bee or like them, you better leave this post because CP bay bees and fans of them would get offended and know our plan. PLAN BELOW THIS LINE:

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Ok, here is the plan. Do you know Silly Bandz? Well, remember that one year they were SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO popular! Everyone had them! Everyone HAD to have them! They were so cool and so in! But, now it is late 2010 and it’s only a couple days away from 2011. And I hardly see people wearing Silly Bandz. CP bay bees are fads like Silly Bandz! Silly Bandz aren’t popular anymore because something new and better came out. On Club Penguin, since NOTHING better has came out, the bay bees are still there. This is how we can get rid of them! Here is the story on how CP bay bees multiplyed. One day, a (dumb) person logged into Club Penguin and turned yellow, put on earmuffs, scarves, cutesy clothes and maybe even pearls, but the person just sat there creating tons of bay bee language like “Is Wittle Pookie Pop!”. Then, another (dumb) person walked in. And that (idiot) person thought “Hey, that looks like fun! I’m gonna try it!”. So they put on the cutesy clothes also. Then, more came in and kept copying. Finally, there was alot of CP bay bees. They couldn’t call them babies because baby doesnt show up in a speech bubble on Club Penguin. So, they came up with CP bay bees (AKA Pookies). Some people call them “Bai Bais” which is the richer way of saying “bay bee”. But, then they realized they had NO parents! But, lucky for them, a person with pearls and that sparkley pink dress from Ruby and the Ruby and rich clothing saw the bay bees. They then saw them saying things like “Waaaaa! Agoo! A Bah Bah!” and all that stupid stuff, and thought “Hmm…those bay bees NEED a mom!”. So, that was how the “Mumu” or “Wammy” or “Moo Mee” was created. Some people think that the bay bees created the caps language. IF YOU THINK I’M TALKING LIKE THIS IN ALL CAPS YOUR WRONG. It Goes Like This! There’s Always ALL Words In This Order With An Exclamation Point At The End! Some think the Mumus did. Then, some regular member cool penguin walked in and started to dance and say “FREE BIG BRO\SIS!!!!”. Then, that’s how Wistas and Bwuders were created. This idea spreaded on. Nobody knows the year the bay bees started. It probaly was 2008. We are gonna end CP bay bees if we create something better so now people will be posting on FaceBook,MySpace,Twitter,YouTube or whatever you have “CP bay bees…2008-2010\2011.” If you have ideas to STOP the bay bees, then post a comment. (Note: Rants don’t work anymore. It only makes you hated.)! We need new ideas, but beware! The bay bees will turn it into a bay bee idea! Oh wait! I forgot pets! So then, a regular member penguin came in and saw the Pet Shop. They then put on their dog mask and dog shoes and a scarf and a hat. That is how the “Uppies” or “Kitties” were created. Then, some person walked into the Pet Shop to adopt a puffle, and seen this. They found it annoying. So, they abused the bay bees in the Pet Shop or anywhere! That is how a Bay Bee Abuser came. Then there were ranters. People who dance in the Pet Shop and say “STOP THE BAY BEES! BAY BEES RUINED CP!!! BAY BEES R WEIRD!!” and stuff like that. Lots of peepz taht are bay bee abusers abuse a bay bee. They put KITS, BUNCHES, BITS SHOTS. Shots=shoots, kits=kicks bunches=punches, flaps=slaps. Ok, remember to submit your idea to me! BYEZ!!!

More tricks on CP bay bees

Hey guys! Sorry I haven’t blogged in a long time, I had nothing to write about. Anyways, I know most of you reading this are Club Penguin bay bee haters. Here are some more tricks to pull on those Pookies! First, go in the Pet Shop and pick a Pookie Pie! (Look, I don’t care how cute it is, you have to trick it if you want). Ok, so now that you have your bay bee, be nice to it for a while. Then say this if you pretend named the Pookie Allie. “Allie We Are Going Camping!”. Your Pookie should be happy. Make sure it is in it’s camping outfit. Then, take your Pookie to the Forest where the wolves are. Quickly, delete your Pookie, then go somewhere else. A wolf might eat the Pookie. Also, you can abuse the Pookies in the Pet Shop or your igloo but thats a totally different post.

TIPS:

Be sure to have your pookie convinced that you love them!

WARNINGS:

The cuteness may make you think “Hmm…I shouldn’t get rid of this Pookie. She’s too cute!”. This is specifaclly a Bay Bee Haters ONLY trick to do. If you are a Bay Bee Lover, this will be hard for you!
BYE FOR NOW!!!

 

How to Trick the Annoying Club Penguin Bay Bees

Hey! Perry here! I know lots of the readers of my blog hate those Club Penguin babies, so here’s how to trick them. If you’re a boy, dress like a nice duh duh! Dress in a colored hoodie and NOT a black one. Put on the 3D glasses and orange checkered shoes. Put on the Sunstriker or Firestriker hair. Dress like a rich mom if you’re a girl. Anyways, go to the Pet Shop or any place where pookies are and pretend you like a certain bay bee. The bay bee will soon trust you. When it says add me, say “NO” or “HAHA I TRICKED YOU!”.

WARNING:

There might be bay bee lovers in the area and someone may come up to you and put “Flaps!” meaning “Slaps!”.

You might get banned if you make your reply too mean or violent

You might get reported and\or ignored

Well bye!

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Hey guys! Perry here! I know I haven’t did a post in while because my posts are every month at a certain date! I’m really sorry if you liked the “old” ©Perry Productions sign but it is time for a new one. You could tell me in my comments what you think of the new Perry Productions sign…I hope you like me trapped in a Dell laptop! It also has a newer COOLER words! You will see this newer ©Perry Productions sign when I update this blog!
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