Monthly Archives: September 2010
Hey! Perry here! Ok…so I taught you on how to be a NOOB or NOOBLETTE on Handipoints right? But that was just with common names! This blog on how to be a noob or nooblette is to be one with a STUPID name! Ok first,create a new Handipoints account from a different email address or the same email. Then name your cat things like cheesyhand,sirpoopsalot,sirfartsalot,
mommystreasure,poophead and so much more! Now go into Handipoints. Make sure you can see the other words of other players so that you know what they are saying. Follow them! If your name is like SirPoopsAlot they will go EWWW and then walk away. Keep following them! It seems VERY funny! But, if your really well knowned on Handipoints your Handi friends might recongnize you! They might say “That’s Perry”. (If your name is Perry like mine). Well, that’s ALL for today! Keep checking the Perry Productions blog for more cool secrets and stuff! BYE!
Hey guys! Perry here! Since I told you how to be a noob or nooblette on Handipoints,now I’m gonna show you how to be a noob or nooblette in CP (Club Penguin)! First, if you have a member account or a popular one…don’t delete it…click “Create a new penguin”. First,name your account. Don’t pick a different name like Top Kat,Hawkzilla,Eaglezilla and so much more. Pick a common name like Feathers,Waddles,Pengy,Penguin and so much more. Then click create account and set up the password. MAKE SURE THE PASSWORD ISN’T COMMON FOR A NOOB ACCOUNT OR A POPULAR ACCOUNT!!! Ok,now you have created your noob or nooblette! Now,activate the penguin and go in CP. Let’s say you appear in the Town, and you see a penguin with a hoodie on that says “Penguin Band”. That is a rare item. It could be either black or white. Go up to that penguin and say “HOW’D YOU GET THAT???”. Be obnoxious and scream random things like for example try and “tip” the Iceburg. Go in the town and shout out “Help tip the iceburg!”. That’s the main noob attractment. Say things like “Single guys say I!” (If your a girl) and “Single girls say I!” If your a boy. Or you could say “Free girls say I” or “Free guys say I!”. Penguins mainly say “Free”. If you see a cool member penguin, go up to him\her. If it’s a girl and your a boy say “You’re pretty.”. If it’s a boy and your a girl say “Your hot”. And then heart them. That should make them feel weird. Be weird and act like a maniac. To be a maniac and weird and crazy and silly run up to a member penguin and randomly put “Eats (clothing item or hair”. If they play along, just continue playing with them. If they don’t, KEEP DOING IT STILL! If that penguin goes to a different area try a new penguin! Well, have fun being a noob or nooblette!
Hey guys! Perry here! Ok, so you ALL have mainly seen noobs and nooblettes on Handipoints right? Well are you tired of being so popular and just want a break? Want no stalkers and no imposters? Then be a noob or nooblette! If you just go on your popular account and just dress like a noob or nooblette,you still aren’t a noob or nooblette! First,create a new account. Still keep your popular account though. Your noob or nooblette could be your spare account incase if you get hacked or banned! For boys, choose a popular name like Whiskers,Blackie,Spot,Spots,Spotz,Paws,SantaClaws,Blade etc. For girls choose names like Cuddles,Pink,Angel,Bubba,Bubby,Chloe and like so much more! Make sure you give your noob or nooblette type chat! Don’t use your type chat go around using Noob Chat. Noob Chat is menu chat. Mainly, ALL of the newbies trade. Trade with somebody! Also,when you have a noob or nooblette account and people don’t know it’s you, you can spy. Like if a person on Handipoints says “Meet me in the woods. I gotta tell you a secret.” FOLLOW THEM!!! They will think your just a regular old noob or nooblette and just talk…you could also figure something very exciting! Also, you could annoy people that aren’t noobs. Go up to the person and keep randomly asking Noob Chat questions like “Do you like my cat?” “Do you want to see my house?”. And keep talking like a noob! Like for example, “You need a chair.”, “You need a better feng shui.”, “You need to decorate.”, “You need some color in your house.” and so on. If the person says “I HAVE A CHAIR!” for instince if your saying “You need a chair.”. Quickly pick “No” from the Noob Chat menu. And they will reply “YES!”. It depends on what temper they are. If they get angry fast they will be like in caps “YESSSSSSSSSSSS”, “YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!”, and so on. Keep saying the “No” from Noob Chat. If they DON’T get angry easily,they will say “yes”. Those people will enventually get angry and do the same as the get angry quickly people do. You can also do silly things you never did before. You could be a spy! Spy on people! You could be a weirdo! If you’re character is a boy noob, pick from the About Me column on Noob Chat. Say things like “I’m a girl.”, “My favorite color is pink.”, “My favorite musicain is Hannah Montana.”, “My favorite musicain is Miley Cyrus.”, “My favorite book is Alley Finkle’s Rules For Girls.”, “My favorite movie is High School Musical.” and so much more. If your a girl say “I’m a boy.” and pick all boys stuff…but it still would make sense for a girl to pick boys stuff because if she’s a TOMBOY! But the only thing that wouldn’t make sense is the “I’m a boy.” part. Well, I hope this helped! Have fun being a noob or nooblette! Bye!!
Hey guys! It’s me,Perry! I might add a new banner thats a CP one…because some of my new posts will be about Club Penguin…so I thought I could add a CP banner…I will add one from the Club Penguin website and then after that ill just put a custom one in or switch back to Perry Productions……ok well that’s my message..so BYE!
Hey! It’s me Perry! Today I’m gonn
a show you how to be a Club Penguin baby! First, dress cutely like a baby. I will post a pic of a CP baby boy…and a CP baby girl (The CP baby girl isn’t me)! Lol! Then, go in the Pet Shop. Say phrases like “Is Wittle Pookie Pop”, “Is Wittle Muffin Moo” ETC. It might take a while to get picked. When your in the Pet Shop don’t say phrases like “Is Cutest In Universe”. Well you can, but sometimes someone ELSE might think they are cutest and will argue with you. And it might hurt other players! When you get picked, once you go in the iggy, don’t be annoying or evil. If you do, your parents could get rid of you. Here’s a trick some parents do on the babies to get rid of them. They stand in a while without talking or moving and then they say “Leave and come back I moved things around.” Then the parent(S) delete the bay bee. If they have like water in their iggy and like a stove don’t keep CONSTINTALLY getting hurt. Don’t constintly keep falling in the oven. Sure you can do this one or two times to see if your parents care. If you think they DON’T care say “Sees Light”, meaning YOU DIED! But if you keep doing this OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER…it will get VERY old and your fam-fam doesn’t want you getting hurt! If you keep doing this, your fam-fam might get rid of you or log off. If you get picked and your parent is mean when you get in the iggy RUN AWAY! Don’t run away if you ask your parents for a pony,kitty or uppie and they say no! Also, don’t run away if your parents yell at you saying “STOP!”. I bet YOUR parents yell in real life and you don’t just run away! If you keep threatning to run away, it will get old. For the first 2 times your parents might say “Noooooo!!”, but if you keep doing it, they WON’T care anymore. Actually, they will be happy that your gone because you annoyed them threatning to run away. When your in the Pet Shop, there are baby haters and abusers. The haters will dance and say “WE WANT OLD CP BACK!!”, “NO MORE FAM-FAM!!!” or “NO MORE BAY BEES!!”. There are 2 places abusers mainly abuse the babies, that is their (or your) iggy or the pet shop. Bay bee abusers will kick,punch,drop,fling,burn,drown,stab and shoot. Theres also “bay bee kidnappers” which are penguins that adopt babies and torture them when they get to the iggy locking them in a cage. When you get picked, you gotta be careful! If you go to the parents iggy and you be bad the parents may not get rid of you……they will actually ABUSE you and kill you! Some iggy abuses are throwing in ovens and freezing in fridges and if they made a pool DROWNING! If you get abused say things like “Ignores Weirdo” or “It’s a game STUPID, you can’t hurt me”. And some babies may try and kill the abusers with their “super powers”. If you get picked PLEASE DON’T PRETEND TO HAVE SUPERPOWERS! It might annoy your parents! They don’t want some superhero,vampire or werewolf for a baby! Also, superpowers can get annoying. Parents want a normal child. How would you feel if you adopted a Club Penguin baby and it just at midnight turned into a werewolf or a werecat? Also, here’s another phrase of haters of babies. “SAVE THE PUFFLES!”. How does babies put danger to puffles? Also if you abuse the babies you can get reported to the Club Penguin moderators and possibly banned. Also, babies don’t like haters. CP bay bees will NEVER stop to all you haters! They will keep going on and on. Thankyou for reading this blog! Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ©2010 Perry Productions
Hey, it’s me Perry! You all know of music vids and CPMVs (Club Penguin Music Vids). Well now there is a new music vid out called the HMV (Handipoints Music vid). I have created the HMV and the first one thats on Youtube is HMV Hey There Delilah. It has lots of cool special effects! Some have been wondering… why do I have a blog if I’m 9 years old…well the answer to that is because usually most people that have Youtube vids and have lots of veiws and fans have a blog. It doesn’t matter WHAT age you are! Listen,I have noticed lots of bad talk around Handipoints. They say it’s a “kid friendly” site…what’s so “kid friendly” about cussing? And also there’s a Handipoints most wanted list that I made. The top people that are wanted on Handipoints are amanda40,poofsforlife,i hate dessi rae and Noob Dude. I Hate Dessi Rae is sick!!!! Who could hate Dessi?I hate Dessi Rae is an it. Nobody knows if I Hate Dessi Rae is a girl or boy. She talks about sexual stuff that isn’t appropiate for kids. Noob Dude is retarded and acts like a 3 year old. He says phrases like “Farts on (cat’s name)”. Everyone on Handipoints hates him! poofsforlife is like amanda40 and I Hate Dessi Rae. They ALL use sexual talk! They are Handipoints most wanted. I bet you think this blog is only about Handipoints…well y0ur WRONG!!!! LOL! Because this blog is also about Club Penguin (CP)! On CP right now, in the month of September is the fair and when the hoodies catalog come out. Hoodies are super cool for anyone on CP! Hoodies are a members only item! And at the Iceberg is a perfect place for CP babies! The Iceberg is a big giant ball pit now with a BIG slide! Most parents or big siblings come down with their CP baby or CP babies to play in the ball pit. Some parents and big siblings might also like to play in the ball pit! When you tell a CP baby “Time to go!”, they will get mad and scream “NOOOO” and cry until they get their way. The baby will cry all the way home. Some parents and big siblings won’t take them back to the ballpit that virtual day. If the baby doesn’t stop crying, they might give it away. After your family gives you away, they could report you to the Club Penguin moderators. Also,the rumor could spread around not to pick that baby. The baby adoption center is the Pet Shop. It’s not a pet shop anymore! It’s turning into a baby shop! Some people hate CP babies! They go in the Pet Shop and pick a baby just to kill it. They burn the baby,drown the baby or anything to do to kill it. There are some baby abusers that start abusing babies in the Pet Shop. To get them mad, just say “IT’S A GAME STUPID! I CWANT GWET HWURT!!”. That will get them mad. Most CP babies talk like this. “Is Wittle Pookie Pop!”. They mainly say everyword with a cap. Mumus also do that and maybe Duhduhs! When a Mumu comes in she usually says “Steps Out Of Solid Gold Limo!”, “Is Richest In CP!”, “Looks For Pookie Pop!”, “I Spy A Pookie Pie!”, “Twirls!” and stuff like that. Duhduhs just come in and say “I pick you.”. They don’t do the same stuff Mumus do! Well Duhduhs talk in caps. The caps thing is for baby girls,boys,Mumus,Duhduhs,Grandmas
Aunties,Uncles and so on. The point is it’s for everyone. ©Perry Productions is trying to figure out why people abuse CP babies. It’s not funny. That happens to real life babies! How would they feel if a baby came up to them and put “Burns!”? Well thanks for reading this blog! BYE!!!!!
©2010,Perry Productions
Hey! It’s me Perry! Today I’m gonn
a show you how to be a Club Penguin baby! First, dress cutely like a baby. I will post a pic of a CP baby boy…and a CP baby girl (The CP baby girl isn’t me)! Lol! Then, go in the Pet Shop. Say phrases like “Is Wittle Pookie Pop”, “Is Wittle Muffin Moo” ETC. It might take a while to get picked. When your in the Pet Shop don’t say phrases like “Is Cutest In Universe”. Well you can, but sometimes someone ELSE might think they are cutest and will argue with you. And it might hurt other players! When you get picked, once you go in the iggy, don’t be annoying or evil. If you do, your parents could get rid of you. Here’s a trick some parents do on the babies to get rid of them. They stand in a while without talking or moving and then they say “Leave and come back I moved things around.” Then the parent(S) delete the bay bee. If they have like water in their iggy and like a stove don’t keep CONSTINTALLY getting hurt. Don’t constintly keep falling in the oven. Sure you can do this one or two times to see if your parents care. If you think they DON’T care say “Sees Light”, meaning YOU DIED! But if you keep doing this OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER…it will get VERY old and your fam-fam doesn’t want you getting hurt! If you keep doing this, your fam-fam might get rid of you or log off. If you get picked and your parent is mean when you get in the iggy RUN AWAY! Don’t run away if you ask your parents for a pony,kitty or uppie and they say no! Also, don’t run away if your parents yell at you saying “STOP!”. I bet YOUR parents yell in real life and you don’t just run away! If you keep threatning to run away, it will get old. For the first 2 times your parents might say “Noooooo!!”, but if you keep doing it, they WON’T care anymore. Actually, they will be happy that your gone because you annoyed them threatning to run away. When your in the Pet Shop, there are baby haters and abusers. The haters will dance and say “WE WANT OLD CP BACK!!”, “NO MORE FAM-FAM!!!” or “NO MORE BAY BEES!!”. There are 2 places abusers mainly abuse the babies, that is their (or your) iggy or the pet shop. Bay bee abusers will kick,punch,drop,fling,burn,drown,stab and shoot. Theres also “bay bee kidnappers” which are penguins that adopt babies and torture them when they get to the iggy locking them in a cage. When you get picked, you gotta be careful! If you go to the parents iggy and you be bad the parents may not get rid of you……they will actually ABUSE you and kill you! Some iggy abuses are throwing in ovens and freezing in fridges and if they made a pool DROWNING! If you get abused say things like “Ignores Weirdo” or “It’s a game STUPID, you can’t hurt me”. And some babies may try and kill the abusers with their “super powers”. If you get picked PLEASE DON’T PRETEND TO HAVE SUPERPOWERS! It might annoy your parents! They don’t want some superhero,vampire or werewolf for a baby! Also, superpowers can get annoying. Parents want a normal child. How would you feel if you adopted a Club Penguin baby and it just at midnight turned into a werewolf or a werecat? Also, here’s another phrase of haters of babies. “SAVE THE PUFFLES!”. How does babies put danger to puffles? Also if you abuse the babies you can get reported to the Club Penguin moderators and possibly banned. Also, babies don’t like haters. CP bay bees will NEVER stop to all you haters! They will keep going on and on. Thankyou for reading this blog! Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ©2010 Perry Productions
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