10ashlee10 is back on Handi!

Hey guys! Comet here! And do you remember 10ashlee10? Well, she’s back! 

Kewl Kats: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uhh the Kewl Kats are happy because of her coming back…but they won’t be happy when I tell them this news!
The Willy WoNkA is back! He’s not Charlie and the Chocolate Factory characters now…he came back as Smurfs.

That’s all I wanna say….

-Comet

Handi Fails Coming Soon!

Hey guys! Nyan Cat here! Anyways, a new series might be coming and a new production.

The production is called RCW Productions (RJ Code & War Productions).

It’s called Handi Fails. There are lots of Handi Fails if you look at each place in Handi carefully. In the Sandwich Shop in the City, there’s a lampost inside and there’s sinks right in the open. I thought sinks go in the bathroom and kitchen. Handi Fails is gonna be fun.

And also there’s gonna be Handi News and The Handi Talk Show! I hope you guys enjoy! Well, bye!

-Nyan Cat

Handipoints Randomness #1-Crowded!! I need some space, people D:

Happy "Crowd & Slice Veruca Day", kids! *The Exorcist music plays* Uhh...? That's awkward 😛

Code, you realize they're just gonna keep slicing her again?

Oh look, she's getting squished. Hey, she's lucky she's not clusterphobic like Dessi. MOVE OR ATLEAST SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR WHAT SHE'S SAYING!! *Puts in hearinaid* Oh nevermind, now I can.

She IS awake. Maybe you can't hear her because of the crowd...OR MAYBE...you need a hearinaid because you're going deaf!

"Wacks with jew bat of life"? If I was wacked with a bat, I'd be knocked out! Wouldn't you be knocked out too, kids?? *Kids in audience nod*

I'm pretty sure that July 17th is Abuse Veruca Day. If you disagree, look at the evidence in this pic and the other pics.

Again....HOW IS SLAPPING GONNA HELP?!! This is just an awkward day. Everyday something funny happens on Handipoints I guess!

FINALLY THEY MOVED!! Thanks, Dr. Zendaya!(:

Well, she's talking again. Maybe because the crowd finally moved. Anyways, she wants a Nyan Cat now...Luckily, she got one.

This is something you don't see everyday...

Well, bye guys! I hope you liked this post! How many paws did you rate this? 1,2,3,4 or 5 paws up? Tell me in my comments!

-Nyan Cat

Handipoints-Pics of a certain noob…

Lol poor Veruca, the Oppa Loppa is standing on her. I have to say, this is the stupidest post I ever written...a stupider post will be madi and mom :lNo you are an Iams dog, and I am an Iams cat (:

 

Veruca, instead of an Oppa Loppa, why don't you sue Casey Anthony for killing her child? (:

 

 

Willy is BACK?!!!! :O Handipoints News

Hey guys, I’m Handipoints News Reporter Perry! This is the latest news! *Gets out paper*

Ahem…*clears throat*

It appears that the jurors seen Casey Anthony as innocent, when SHE KILLED CAYLEE. Don’t those jurors understand? Casey is lying! Casey is said to be going to Puerto Rico and changing her whole appearence. Somebody is suing Casey and his name i–oops wrong news, haha!

BOB GET ME A NEW PAPER, NOW!!!!!!!!! 😡

I swear I’m gonna fire Bob :l

*Gets new paper*

Ahem….*clears throat*

OH NOOOO! I have bad news for you all! The Willy WoNkA is back! You know what’s weird? Ok here’s the story! coolKiara,Ally xD, and I were talking about this wannabe noob and how stupid he is, and Kiara said “he might be watching us”. And Kiara was right! He was watching us! Ally then tested it out. Ally: “HEY WILLY COME AND INVADE THE HOOD!” or something like that. Anyways, like 5-10 minutes later, HE CAME!!!!!!!!!! It was very awkward for all of us. He was like this:

Willy: I’M WILLY WONKA WHO WANTS CANDY?!!

Hmmm….so that means he could be coming back with the Oppa Loppas? *Hears random girl scream*

HEY, BE QUIET, THIS ISN’T A HALLOWEEN SPECIAL, WE DON’T NEED SCREAMERS!!

Ok anywa—*hears scream again*

WILL YOU SHUT UP?!!! THIS ISN’T A HORROR MOVIE THAT PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF LIKE THE EXORCIST *WHICH SOUNDS NOT SCARY* OR JEEPERS CREEPERS *Which isn’t scary, but some people say it is -.-*

*Person screams again*

OK I SWEAR IF I HEAR A SCREAM ONE MORE TIME…I’LL GO CRAZY. No literally…my Handicat will dress in a crazy outfit. Anyways, bye!

-Perry

HandiLand Laws 2011 *Requested by holly_2011/glacey*

Hey guys! Perry here! Here are the HandiLaws! The laws post is requested by a Handicat named Glacey/Holly_2011.

LAWS:

•Noobs shouldn’t be allowed on Handi

No thinking you’re a Noob Buster when you’re NOT a Noob Buster.

No cussing at Kewl Kats is allowed

No fakes allowed!!!!!! (Niki,Ashes142,etc.)

No imposters allowed. This means no impersonating other Handicats (like me) and no impersonating real life celebs! (Katy Perry, Eninem, etc.)

No childish language allowed. This means that no Madi Language is allowed. Madi/Childish Language means no saying “buttcheeks jiggle”, no saying stupid stuff that 2 year olds say.

No stalkers allowed

No annoying in a bad way people allowed

No people that will start Noob Wars allowed

No noob cliques/posses/groups allowed

No Noobleaders!!! Noobleaders are sometimes noob cheerleaders. A noobleader cheers for the Noob Teams of Handipoints.

No people that do this: Hi Everyone! My Name Is Bob!

No virtual killing. Noob Busters aren’t supposed to virtually kill noobs. “Noob Killers/Busters” means that you get rid of noobs. To annoy noobs, do this: “SHOOTS LAZORS THROUGH HEAD” or something 😀

Well that’s about all the laws I can think of.

NOTE: HandiLand laws are meant to be followed on ANY blog by Perry Productions,Lightning Alpha Dogs Productions or Handipoints Tigers Productions.

-Perry

 

Wanted Handians:madi and mom

Hey guys! I got good/bad news. Um…NUETRAL news or however you spell it. There is a new noob that’s weird on Handipoints. Her name is madi and mom. She joined months ago. Anyways, she’s wanted because of her actions. I’m gonna put up a madi and mom page on this blog and the Noob Killers blog. No pics for this post, pics go directly to the page! I’ll put up pics that I took a while ago. Anyways, this is what she says,

“buttcheeks jiggle”

“buttcheeks grow”

“buttcheeks open”
“buttcheeks cover everyone”

And she says MUCH more stuff. It’s really annoying. Some of the stuff is funny. Some isn’t. It can get annoying if she’s actually doing it to you. I heard that she has a new thing called “Buttcheeks Rage”. It happened a few weeks ago.

NEW YORK TIME: 6:00 AM

VEGAS TIME: 3:00 AM

That’s when it happened. Here is what SOME Handicats catched her saying

Zach Wolf 1-3: “i once seen her say ‘buttcheeks listen to music’ ‘buttcheeks fart along to et by katy perry'”

Her buttcheeks stuff will eventually make Kewl Kats AND noobs quit. When noobs were online and so was she, the noobs were like “stoppppp” and “hushhhh”.

Here is what ONE noob said:

“im gonna have to get a sword to slice the buttcheeks”

Wow, it’s a game. Madi can’t actually do all that stuff with her butt, and nobody can hurt each other on a game, physchically. You have to hurt people emotianally.

All she talks about his her butt. Seriousley…. -.-

It’s a very babyish cycle. If this was on the news, it would be bigger than the Casey Anthony trial. That’s right I said BIGGER THAN THE CASEY ANTHONY TRIAL. And that’s viewed by millions everyday. People are also starting to believe that Madi and Mom is Tyler’s YouTube hacker AND Handipoints hacker.

A few weeks ago, Tyler’s YouTube account, HandipointsFart, has been hacked and the password has been changed. The Xtreme Spongebob Noobs hope that they don’t get hacked, too.

Well, bye guys!

See ya on Handipoints!

-RJ