How to be a CP baby

Hey! It’s me Perry! Today I’m gonna show you how to be a Club Penguin baby! First, dress cutely like a baby. I will post a pic of a CP baby boy…and a CP baby girl (The CP baby girl isn’t me)! Lol! Then, go in the Pet Shop. Say phrases like “Is Wittle Pookie Pop”, “Is Wittle Muffin Moo” ETC. It might take a while to get picked. When your in the Pet Shop don’t say phrases like “Is Cutest In Universe”. Well you can, but sometimes someone ELSE might think they are cutest and will argue with you. And it might hurt other players! When you get picked, once you go in the iggy, don’t be annoying or evil. If you do, your parents could get rid of you. Here’s a trick some parents do on the babies to get rid of them. They stand in a while without talking or moving and then they say “Leave and come back I moved things around.” Then the parent(S) delete the bay bee. If they have like water in their iggy and like a stove don’t keep CONSTINTALLY getting hurt. Don’t constintly keep falling in the oven. Sure you can do this one or two times to see if your parents care. If you think they DON’T care say “Sees Light”, meaning YOU DIED! But if you keep doing this OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER…it will get VERY old and your fam-fam doesn’t want you getting hurt! If you keep doing this, your fam-fam might get rid of you or log off. If you get picked and your parent is mean when you get in the iggy RUN AWAY! Don’t run away if you ask your parents for a pony,kitty or uppie and they say no! Also, don’t run away if your parents yell at you saying “STOP!”. I bet YOUR parents yell in real life and you don’t just run away! If you keep threatning to run away, it will get old. For the first 2 times your parents might say “Noooooo!!”, but if you keep doing it, they WON’T care anymore. Actually, they will be happy that your gone because you annoyed them threatning to run away. When your in the Pet Shop, there are baby haters and abusers. The haters will dance and say “WE WANT OLD CP BACK!!”, “NO MORE FAM-FAM!!!” or “NO MORE BAY BEES!!”. There are 2 places abusers mainly abuse the babies, that is their (or your) iggy or the pet shop. Bay bee abusers will kick,punch,drop,fling,burn,drown,stab and shoot. Theres also “bay bee kidnappers” which are penguins that adopt babies and torture them when they get to the iggy locking them in a cage. When you get picked, you gotta be careful! If you go to the parents iggy and you be bad the parents may not get rid of you……they will actually ABUSE you and kill you! Some iggy abuses are throwing in ovens and freezing in fridges and if they made a pool DROWNING! If you get abused say things like “Ignores Weirdo” or “It’s a game STUPID, you can’t hurt me”. And some babies may try and kill the abusers with their “super powers”. If you get picked PLEASE DON’T PRETEND TO HAVE SUPERPOWERS! It might annoy your parents! They don’t want some superhero,vampire or werewolf for a baby! Also, superpowers can get annoying. Parents want a normal child. How would you feel if you adopted a Club Penguin baby and it just at midnight turned into a werewolf or a werecat? Also, here’s another phrase of haters of babies. “SAVE THE PUFFLES!”. How does babies put danger to puffles? Also if you abuse the babies you can get reported to the Club Penguin moderators and possibly banned. Also, babies don’t like haters. CP bay bees will NEVER stop to all you haters! They will keep going on and on. Thankyou for reading this blog! Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ©2010 Perry Productions