How to be a noob or nooblette on CP

Hey guys! Perry here! Since I told you how to be a noob or nooblette on Handipoints,now I’m gonna show you how to be a noob or nooblette in CP (Club Penguin)! First, if you have a member account or a popular one…don’t delete it…click “Create a new penguin”. First,name your account. Don’t pick a different name like Top Kat,Hawkzilla,Eaglezilla and so much more. Pick a common name like Feathers,Waddles,Pengy,Penguin and so much more. Then click create account and set up the password. MAKE SURE THE PASSWORD ISN’T COMMON FOR A NOOB ACCOUNT OR A POPULAR ACCOUNT!!! Ok,now you have created your noob or nooblette! Now,activate the penguin and go in CP. Let’s say you appear in the Town, and you see a penguin with a hoodie on that says “Penguin Band”. That is a rare item. It could be either black or white. Go up to that penguin and say “HOW’D YOU GET THAT???”. Be obnoxious and scream random things like for example try and “tip” the Iceburg. Go in the town and shout out “Help tip the iceburg!”. That’s the main noob attractment. Say things like “Single guys say I!” (If your a girl) and “Single girls say I!” If your a boy. Or you could say “Free girls say I” or “Free guys say I!”. Penguins mainly say “Free”. If you see a cool member penguin, go up to him\her. If it’s a girl and your a boy say “You’re pretty.”. If it’s a boy and your a girl say “Your hot”. And then heart them. That should make them feel weird. Be weird and act like a maniac. To be a maniac and weird and crazy and silly run up to a member penguin and randomly put “Eats (clothing item or hair”. If they play along, just continue playing with them. If they don’t, KEEP DOING IT STILL! If that penguin goes to a different area try a new penguin! Well, have fun being a noob or nooblette!