Perry Productions Blog

 

My prodcutions Sign

Hey,it’s me,Perry! This is my blog! This blog will give you info on my vids,uploads,glitches and more! Ok, lately there has been a Handipoints glitch…the glitch makes all your clothes and cat breeds dissappear. You can’t change when this glitch happens. There’s also another glitch. First,crawl then do a motion while crawling and then click a spot and you will be walking up walls or be off the screen! (Other players can’t see this). Many people are wondering when more vids are gonna be uploaded to Youtube from me. The Perry Productions™ is working on ideas and what to do for a vid. The most watched Perry Productions™ vid is Handipoints The Perry Poppy and Susy Show! It is also the most popular. Here is some advice if you just created a Youtube account and you posted a vid but you don’t know HOW to get lots of veiws. First, if you have a Handipoints,Club Penguin,Roblox or any chatting site account and have friends tell them the vid’s name and they will watch it! My vids are very unusual. Most of them are made on MS Paint. The latest thing going on in Handipoints is the noobs and nooblettes! If you are wondering what they are, they are newbies. Noobs are boy newbies and nooblettes are girl newbies. People hate noobs and nooblettes. They are the lastest talk in Handipoints! Perry says “When you are popular online you might get stalkers! You can also become famous online by blogging and doing vids! If you want, make a productions sign! If you are filming online,figure out which site your gonna do most!  Then take a picture of your site and cut yourself out and put things like your online code name and put Productions and then put the vid’s title! Remember,to tell people about your vids and blogs so they will become really popular!” The newest Perry Productions™ vid is “Handipoints Never Trust Noobs”. I will upload it soon! Remember, when you have LOTS of fans,they will register on the same site and look for you. And when they see you,they will say “OMG ITS PERRY FROM PERRY PRODUCTIONS!” And they will add you. Fans adding you is like asking for an autograph. When your famous online for blogs or vids or comedy, there will be crazy fans! Crazy fans try and attack you and they follow you! Crazy fans and paparazzi is known for that. And if some fan annoys you they will be like “I’LL DO WHATEVER YOU SAY!” So, it’s like having a slave xD! But remember NEVER EVER use your fans for bad use! Fans are important for your stuff! If your ever mean to a fan,the fan will pass it on and you will be known as a snob! Some fans are noobs\nooblettes because they might’ve just joined the site! Remember, when your doing a video DON’T act too gross. It’s ok to just say gross things ONCE in a while like “You smell like poop” but if you act gross and show poop and pee and farts too much in your vids fans will be like “UGH THATS SO GROSS” and they will post a comment disliking the vid! If you didn’t act gross during the vid,DON’T act super gross infront of your fans. They will think your gross and a weirdo! If your famous for blogging or have a blog, UPGRADE IT once in a while. If fans keep checking out your blog, and for MONTHS it’s the same topic,fans will get bored. If you decide to quit blogging, don’t just leave your blog there! Upgrade your blog saying that you quit blogging. If your gonna upgrade your blog and you don’t wanna erase it, start a new blog! If you wanna star in a vid,let me know! On Handipoints my name is `Perry and I will be happy to put you in a Perry Productions™ vid! If you don’t wanna be in a vid,but still want to be in a Perry Productions™ Youtube show, you could be interveiwed! Tell things about your online self not your real self! I have a new idea for Perry Productions™! If there is a show of Perry Productions™,why aren’t there comics? People usually make comics and books out of shows like Garfeild. So, I might start working on the comicstrips! I will do them on MS Paint! If you wanna be in a comicstrip let me know! I will post the comicstrips on my blog and record them to youtube! The comicstrip is named “The Perry Comics”! I will try and work on the comicstrips soon! Keep checking my blog for more! I don’t wanna erase this great blog when I upgrade it, so I will start a new blog! It will still be under the user Perry The Dog and still be by the Perry Productions™! Thanks for reading this blog! I hope it was helpful and gave lots of advice!

Remember to check out my Youtube channel and my vids on the channel!! http://www.youtube.com/user/SaturnKitty VISIT IT!!! Lolz!

Funny (and weird) things that Noobs have said on Handi

Hey guys. Anyways, I made this post cause I was bored…

But anyway being bored isn’t the point. The point is…

Know it all nerd that is in my classroom: OOO OOO I KNOW I KNOW PICK ME PICK ME

NO SHUT UP! -ahem- MOVING ON!!!!!!!!!!!

I am gonna type the funny things that noobs have said to me on Handipoints over the past few months, before Handipoints has stopped working

One time I was minding my own business and a noob kept talking about Toddlers & Tiaras or whatever it was called. I was like to the noob OMG WILL YOU STOP ABOUT TODDLERS AND TIARAS? And the noob said this to me:

“edens a brat and so r u!”

Wow, how offensive. Being called a brat is SOOO offensive. I practically cried when I seen that. Boo hoo mommy help me boo hoo. NOT. That’s how noobs wish it was! Which is why that they use the insults that parents commonly use.

EX:

Spoiled brat

Selfish brat

Stubborn

Don’t be greedy!

You are a brat.

And then once this noob came up to me and said:

RANDOMM DANCINGGGG RANDOMMMM DANCINGGGG

I AM CARLY AND YOUR SAM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOURRRR SAM AND IM CARLY HAHAA

I was like O_O

Noobs are really weird.

Stupid iCarly noobs….

Then when the Peanuts spoof was going on, these noobs were like this cause I was using “virtual combat” to some random noobs that were being annoying.

Err the noob was actually Smalls but still…

Smalls: RIP LUCY FACE OFF WITH HULK MUSLES AND EAT LUCY

Wow, you can’t rip someone’s face off online with FAKE muscles and eat them. Well unless it’s a game where you can hurt people but really. They wouldn’t have eating a person and ripping faces off with Hulk muscles, would they?

Once a noob said they went to the school Hollywood Arts. Hollywood Arts isn’t a real school. Only on TV it is.

Lol once a noob was named Queen of England. It failed cause nobody actually believed it was the Queen of England, and it didn’t even ACT like a Queen!

Maybe they mean they work at the restaurant Dairy Queen in England?

Why would the queen play Handipoints?

Ah moving on to the next topic.

VIRTUAL COMBAT NOOBS PHRASES:

SHUT UP OR ILL KILL U

eats face

punch

Smalls phrase virtual combat:

punches butt

hulk muscles/hulk smash

Some noobs are just plain weirder. But oh well. What are you gonna do? I was doing an Elmo spoof once and this noob named Ash or whatever came up to me and said

do you know how to put on pants

cause im not seein any

I was doing a SPOOF. Not being serious. She must hate my Elmo account, but who cares? It’s just a noob 😉

Bye now

 

Read this, Handipoints people!

Hey guys! I have another important update about Handipoints. The login screen is fine, but don’t be fooled. Don’t think you can log in using your account, cause you can’t.

It’s not gonna work.

It turns out during the problem, all the Handipoints accounts got erased. So you have to create a new account. No usernames are hardly taken. I would know cause I typed in common stuff like this:

RJ

Rio

Snoopy

and some others. I’ll inform you when Handipoints is loading for people again!

Bye.

-Ryan

Blog&Handipoints UPDATES!

Hey guys! Ryan here. I have some important updates for both my blog and Handipoints.

As you all know, Handipoints hasn’t been working for the past few days. Well I have news!

I had a dream last night, where Handipoints was working. So when I woke up, I checked Handipoints and the login screen was working! I typed in my username and password, but it said invalid. I know my passwords for my accounts, and it said invalid. So Handipoints still isn’t working. They’re still working on whatever’s going on.

There’s a 50/50 chance that they could be updating, and a 50/50 chance that they’re having problems. If Handipoints never comes back, I won’t have anything to write about on this blog. So if Handipoints doesn’t come back, I’ll have to switch from Handipoints, to another thing to write about.

Some people check everyday.

Fakes most likely check every 5 minutes or so, cause they have no other games to lie on or nobody else to lie to! And the fakes know that most of the people they’re used to lying to are on Handipoints. So basically, they’re lost and confused without Handipoints. There are other games in the world, the internet isn’t JUST about Handipoints! If the Internet was just Handipoints, then why is there YouTube, and other online games? If Handipoints was the entire internet, all YouTube videos would be about Handipoints. And that would force YouTube sensations to make Handipoints vids also. Handipoints isn’t a very popular website, it’s abandoned. I’ll write an about Handipoints later on!

-Ryan

How to annoy noobs on Handipoints

Hey guys! Ryan here!
Today I’m gonna tell you how to make noobs rage on Handipoints!
First, you insult the noob annoying you on Handi (some people cuss, some don’t)
Then, you don’t answer the noob and you tell your friends not to answer the noob.
But, say stuff like (noobs name) is annoying.
If the noob follows you just move. The noob will get annoyed and start raging.
Enjoy annoying the noobs!
-Ryan

Handi Horrors of the Week #1-Smalls

Once upon a time, in a land called Handipoints (it’s very big if you’re a smurf), there was a boy named Smalls. Smalls annoyed everyone. Last year, he said he was 11 without a late bday, and this year he says he’s 13. How is that possible? Anyways, this is a story of what he does…

HOW TO TELL IF SOMEONE IS SMALLS:

Saying pleases

Saying becauses/causes

Saying stuff about your Hulk muscles

Saying GETS MADDDD PICKS UP BY UNDERWEAR

And more!

Allyxoxo had a Smalls experience. So did StArStRiKeR,Bella Blake,coolKiara, jsean, sellygirl22, i hate hannah, ~Cameron, Ali38

We are sharing Star’s Smalls experience first. One day, Smalls logged on when Star was chatting with Selly. Smalls came up to Star and said: “sees butt. sniff butt”

Star tried to get rid of him. Then he went over to Selly and said: “LICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK LICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK LICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. Next is Ally’s Smalls experience.

Smalls said that he smashed Ally’s brothers with his “Hulk Muscles”. Ally said they’re not home. They’re swimming. Smalls said: “HULK MUSCLES SMASH ALL POOLS AND BEACHES”

Ally then said: Umm my pool is still here.

Smalls then said: IT A HOLOGRAM

Now here’s coolKiara’s Smalls experience. One day, when I was hanging out with StArStRiKeR, Ali38, sellygirl22 and coolKiara, Smalls came on his jake12341234 account. We then left and went to another house. He found us. We left again and he found us. He found us wherever we went. Then, we stopped running. Kiara was laying on the floor with a glitch, she was on brb. Smalls then came in as a naked cat, and stood infront of Kiara’s shoes, did the “duck” action and said “poopy”

“poopy on kiara”

Wow, it’s a game. When he did that, Kiara still looked the same. Then Smalls chased Star and Selly and said: “poopy on star. poopy on selly”.

Here is i hate hannah’s Smalls experience.

One day, Smalls came on and he was like “OH PLEASES PLEASES FORGIVE ME”. He was annoying i hate hannah and then when I came back from brb, i hate hannah said he “poopied” on Kiara.

Here is one of the funniest Smalls experiences, but it wasn’t funny for them.

It was ~Cameron and Ali38’s experience.

One day, Smalls came on this account called al bundy (Smalls ruined Married with Children for all of us)

and he was like this to ~Cameron and Ali38.

Smalls: IM AM YOUR 4 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER

~Cameron: ok sure how come shes in my lap then? 4 year olds cant type

Smalls: CAUSES THAT NOT HER IT A ROBOT

~Cameron: yeah ok

Smalls: GETS MADDDDDDDDD

SMASHES KODY WITH HULK MUSLES

Ali38: xl

~Cameron: its KODI, and im still here -.-

Smalls: NO YOU NOT

~Cameron: YES I AM

Smalls: I SMASHED YOU 4 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER WITH MY HULK MUSLES!

~Cameron: ok sure how is she in my lap then?

Smalls: BRB IM AM SMASHING YOUR 4 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER

Here is jsean’s Smalls experience.

One day Smalls came on and said:

“sees butt. sniffs butt”

“GETS MADDDDDDDDDDD

PUNCHES KICKS RIP FACE OFF”

Here is Sellygirl22’s Smalls experience

Smalls: GETS MADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD kick punch rip face off punches butt

Selly: O O

Selly: my face is still here

The end.

Here is Bella Blake and coolKiara’s Smalls experience.

One day, Smalls came on and begged Bella for forgiveness. She accepted. Kiara didn’t. Smalls then said: “FLAPS ARMS LIKE BIRD WEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO”

Bella: WTFUDGE

Smalls: PICK UP BELLA BY UNDWEAR

Bella: WTFUDGE

One time Smalls said: RIPS SELLY BUTTCRACK OFF AND EATTTTT IT

Here is how Smalls got so weird.

One day, he asked Amberlazier/Myalazier out and they said no because they had a bf.

Smalls: oh thats cool

Amber: sorry jake

Smalls: eyes water tears fall from eyes

Amber: jake r u ok

Smalls: nose runs snotty snot

Amber: EWWWWWWW

Smalls: FLAP ARMS LIKE BIRD WEEEEOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEO

Amber: JAKE STOP R U OK

Smalls then kept being weird. The end!

-Ryan

 

Handipoints Cozy Cat Hair UPDATE

Hey guys! Comet/Secret here! Guess what? I have 2 Cozy Cat hairs! 😀

I created another account on Handipoints, and it came with a cozy! But, this is bad news for noobs since they want cozy. SO NOOBS GO AWAY I’M NOT GIVING IT TO YOU ~_~

On Handipoints, noobs also keep crowding me and following me. It’s really annoying.

By the way, I can ban people easily on Handipoints. I HAVE BANNING POWA!!! I’ll ban you if you’re annoying me, or if I don’t like you. I ban noobs and stuff.

Well bye!

-Comet/Secret

10ashlee10 is back on Handi!

Hey guys! Comet here! And do you remember 10ashlee10? Well, she’s back! 

Kewl Kats: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uhh the Kewl Kats are happy because of her coming back…but they won’t be happy when I tell them this news!
The Willy WoNkA is back! He’s not Charlie and the Chocolate Factory characters now…he came back as Smurfs.

That’s all I wanna say….

-Comet

Handi Fails Coming Soon!

Hey guys! Nyan Cat here! Anyways, a new series might be coming and a new production.

The production is called RCW Productions (RJ Code & War Productions).

It’s called Handi Fails. There are lots of Handi Fails if you look at each place in Handi carefully. In the Sandwich Shop in the City, there’s a lampost inside and there’s sinks right in the open. I thought sinks go in the bathroom and kitchen. Handi Fails is gonna be fun.

And also there’s gonna be Handi News and The Handi Talk Show! I hope you guys enjoy! Well, bye!

-Nyan Cat

Handipoints Randomness #1-Crowded!! I need some space, people D:

Happy "Crowd & Slice Veruca Day", kids! *The Exorcist music plays* Uhh...? That's awkward 😛

Code, you realize they're just gonna keep slicing her again?

Oh look, she's getting squished. Hey, she's lucky she's not clusterphobic like Dessi. MOVE OR ATLEAST SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR WHAT SHE'S SAYING!! *Puts in hearinaid* Oh nevermind, now I can.

She IS awake. Maybe you can't hear her because of the crowd...OR MAYBE...you need a hearinaid because you're going deaf!

"Wacks with jew bat of life"? If I was wacked with a bat, I'd be knocked out! Wouldn't you be knocked out too, kids?? *Kids in audience nod*

I'm pretty sure that July 17th is Abuse Veruca Day. If you disagree, look at the evidence in this pic and the other pics.

Again....HOW IS SLAPPING GONNA HELP?!! This is just an awkward day. Everyday something funny happens on Handipoints I guess!

FINALLY THEY MOVED!! Thanks, Dr. Zendaya!(:

Well, she's talking again. Maybe because the crowd finally moved. Anyways, she wants a Nyan Cat now...Luckily, she got one.

This is something you don't see everyday...

Well, bye guys! I hope you liked this post! How many paws did you rate this? 1,2,3,4 or 5 paws up? Tell me in my comments!

-Nyan Cat

Handipoints-Pics of a certain noob…

Lol poor Veruca, the Oppa Loppa is standing on her. I have to say, this is the stupidest post I ever written...a stupider post will be madi and mom :lNo you are an Iams dog, and I am an Iams cat (:

 

Veruca, instead of an Oppa Loppa, why don't you sue Casey Anthony for killing her child? (: